Aint nobody got shit to say bitch we on crack.Peanut and I lived 2 doors down from each other.BE CRACK OR NAH. As Americas most fearless purveyor of truthiness, Stephen Colbert shines a light on egodriven punditry, moral hypocrisy and government incompetence, raising the.Oops Crack In The Floor Family Guy Peanut' title='Oops Crack In The Floor Family Guy Peanut' />Kermit the Frog Character Quotes.The content of this page was created by users.It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.Kermit singing repeated lines Someday well find it, the rainbow connection.The lovers, the dreamers, and me.Kermit singing Lifes like a movie, write your own ending.All Muppets singing Keep believing, keep pretending weve done just what weve set out to do, thanks to the lovers, the dreamers, and you Kermit Thats pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street.I mean, if frogs couldnt hop, Id be gone with the Schwinn.Dr. Teeth after the Electric Mayhem paint the Studebaker Doc Hopper will never recognize you now.Fozzie I dont know how to thank you guys.Kermit I dont know whyto thank you guys.Kermit Where did you learn to drive Fozzie I took a correspondence course.Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood Miss Piggy Oh, Kermie, look, its wonderful.Like a dream come true.Kermit Well, dont count your tadpoles until theyve hatched, I still have to audition, you know.Floyd Pepper Hey, there aint nothin to it but to do it Lords Secretary closes the door And where do you think youre going Kermit Oh, hi there.Were here to audition for Lew Lord.Lords Secretary You just cant walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals.Kermit Animals Wh Whats wrong with animals Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly Lords Secretary This is a movie studio, not a zoo.Besides. sneezes Lords Secretary.Im allergic to animal hair.Now get along all of you.Kermit Now wait a second, miss.I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and were going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord.Arent we, gang the Muppets shout Yes indistinctly Lords Secretary on the phone Security, Miss Tracey.I want to report a.Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door.El Sleezo Patron Hello, sailor, buy me a drink Kermit Well, you see, Im not a sailor, Im a frog.El Sleezo Patron Oh, cut the small talk and buy me a drink.Kermit I dont even know you.El Sleezo Tough Hey.Did you make a move with my girl Kermit No, sir.El Sleezo Patron He did too.He touched me. El Sleezo Tough Ugh.Wash up, youll get warts.Kermit Thats a myth.El Sleezo Tough Yeah, but shes my myth Kermit No, no, myth, myth Myth Yeth El Sleezo Cafe Owner Thats toughest, meanest, ilthiestpest hole on the face of the earthKermit Why not complain to the owner El Sleezo Cafe Owner I mthe owner.Fozzie perform for the first time Kermit This guys lost.Waiter Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.Kermit Good grief, its a running gag.Kermit Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.Fozzie Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road.Fozzie Kermit Kermit I dont believe that.Kermit watching Gonzo fly over the fair with a bunch of balloons Gonzo What are you doing Gonzo About seven knotsRobin the Frog Uncle Kermit, is this how the Muppets eallygot started Kermit Well, its sort of approximately how it happened.The Swedish Chef The flim is okee dokee.Kermit Good, roll film.The Swedish Chef Flim is rooling Kermit whispering This is the patriotic part.Robin the Frog whispering back Should we stand up Kermit No.Kermit Gee. A Studebaker.Where did you get itFozzie Oh, my uncle left it to me.Kermit Huh, is he dead Fozzie No, hes hibernating.Miss Piggy as Beaker combs her hair, he comes across a tangle Ow Miss Piggy Watch itBeaker beeps back hurriedly Kermit Miss Piggy, you look beautiful Miss Piggy Thank you Kermit aside Hollywood talk.Miss Piggy Kermie, whisper sweet nothings into my ear.Kermit Uh. motorcycle cop.Miss Piggy Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing Kermit A motorcycle cop is chasing us.Kermit Whats happening Floyd Pepper At the moment, erewhats happenin.Rowlf the Dog Oh.Broken heart, right Kermit sadly Does it showRowlf the Dog Listen, when youve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, youve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.Kermit Exactly. She just walked out on me.Rowlf the Dog Ah, typical.Thats why I live alone.Kermit You do, huhRowlf the Dog You bet. Virtual Dj V7 4 Pro Newest Cell . I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.Kermit Nice and simple.Rowlf the Dog Stay away from women.Thats my motto. Kermit But I cant.Rowlf the Dog Neither can I.And thats my trouble.Kermit Its too bad the dancing girls are on vacation this crowds getting ugly.Fozzie Huh. If you think this crowds ugly, you should see the dancing girls.Bernie If you ever come out west to Hollywood, look me up Bernie, the agent.Kermit Hey, listen, Bernie the Agent, why dont you say hello to Arnie the alligatorMad Man Mooney Jack, get rid of this heap.Come out here Sweetums What What Mad Man Mooney Thats my jack.Kermit Oh, hi Jack Sweetums Jack not nameJack job Mad Man Mooney whispering How many times have I told you not to talk to the customers Doc Hopper Listen, were a small business but weve expanded.Expanded Just like you frogs expand.Dont you frogs expand Kermit Thats a myth.Doc Hopper WhatKermit Myth Myth Myth Yeth Kermit Huh Fozzie Kermit to Fozzie Kermit Cmon, bear, burn rubberKermit Hey, Fozzie, look up ahead there.Fozzie What is that Kermit Maybe we should give him a ride.Fozzie I dont know, hes pretty big.Fozzie to Big Bird Hey there, wanna lift Big Bird Oh, no thanks.Im on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.Fozzie Oh. Hm, good luck.Miss Piggy Oh Kermie, you were so courageous, so magnificent Kermit Gee, I dont know what to say.Fozzie Say the bear was magnificent.After all, I did the driving.Gonzo And I took a hundred foot belly flop onto a moving car Miss Piggy Yes, but Kermit assumed the awesome responsibility of commandKermit Gee.Fozzie Oh, brother.Fozzie Kermit, where are we Kermit Looking at a map Well, lets see.Were just traveling down this little black line here, and uh, just crossed that little red line over here.Fozzie after taking his eyes off the road to focus on the map How about, lets take the blue line, huh Kermit No, we cant take that, thats a river.Fozzie Oh. I knew that.Kermit Yeah sure.Fozzie Well, listen Kermit, why dont we just go and.Kermit Cutting him off FozzieUh, Fozzie Fozzie Yeah Kermit Whos driving Kermit after Fozzie parks the car in front of a church and turns it off Boy, it feels like weve been driving for days.Fozzie Still upbeat Funny, yet Im still wide awake Kermit Yup.Me, too. Two seconds later Fozzies head falls back, and he immediately starts snoring.Kermit jumps at that, then shrugs Kermit quietly Me, too.Drops his head back and settles in himself.Kermit Frankly, Miss Piggy, I dont give a hoot.Kermit navigating in the Studebaker Bear left.Fozzie Right, frog.Kermit asks the waiter to taste the wine for him and Miss Piggy Will you taste it for us, please Insolent Waiter tastes the wine, makes a face and spits it out Ooh Ah.Excellent choice.Kermit to Miss Piggy Should be, for ninety five cents.Miss Piggy impressed Ooooh Kermit If what Im saying doesnt make any sense, well then.Doc Hopper takes off his hat and fluffs his hair reluctantly All right boys.Kill him. Kermit Thats enough of that, Harry Kermit Movie stops after burning in projector lamp Hey, what happened The Swedish Chef In projector booth, covered in film Gersh gurndy morn dee burn dee, burn dee, flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip.Doc Hopper pointing to a billboard showing a bucket of Doc Hoppers French Fried Frog Legs Isnt that splendid Just splendid Just take a look at it.Kermit All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.Kermit to audience I hope you appreciate that Im doing all my own stunts.Animal IR RI TA TED IR RI TA TED Kermit Dont worry, Animal, your big scene is coming up.Floyd Pepper Yeah, just be cool and eat another seat cushion.Animal SEAT CUSHION Kermit I didnt promise anybody anything.
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